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Beer vs. Pussy Volume 2 Contributed by Frank |
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Beer vs. Pussy The Playoff |
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Beer is always wet.
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Warm beer tastes
awful.
One point to Pussy. BEER 1 PUSSY 1
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A really cold
beer is satisfying.
One point to Beer. BEER 2 PUSSY 1 |
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If after taking a
swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth,
you may vomit.
One point to Pussy. BEER 2 PUSSY 2 |
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Ten beers in
one night and you can't drive home.
Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to Pussy. BEER 2 PUSSY 3 |
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If you have a lot
of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.
If you eat Pussy in public, you become a legend. One point to Pussy. BEER 2 PUSSY 4 |
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If a cop stops
you and you smell of beer you may get arrested.
If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. One point to Pussy. BEER 2 PUSSY 5 |
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You normally
don't find
old beer. One point to Beer. BEER 3 PUSSY 5 |
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Too much beer
and you'll think you see flying saucers.
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In most
countries there's a tax on beer.
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If you have
another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to Beer. BEER 4 PUSSY 7 |
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You can always
be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can.
One point to
Beer.
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If you shake
beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down.
One point to Beer. BEER 6 PUSSY 7 |
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You always
know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to Beer. BEER 7 PUSSY 7 |
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Beer doesn't
have a mother.
One point to Beer. BEER 8 PUSSY 7
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Beer never
expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it.
One point to Beer. BEER 9 PUSSY 7 |
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FINAL SCORE
BEER 9 PUSSY 7 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is:
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PS: If you are
a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated,
just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings,
let alone express them.
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