Lesbonics
Contributed by Transfixxxed
 

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?......
  
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....
 
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ......
 
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?.....
 
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ......
 
Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
 
A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?.....
  
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .....
 
She was found face down in Ricki Lake ...

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
 
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10 . What do you call lesbian twins? ..... 
 
Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...
 
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
 
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
 
100 people that don't do dick!