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A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole. A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's an impossible read. A 'Rock Hudson' - it looked straight, but wasn't. A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another. A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand. A 'John Kennedy Jr'. - didn't make it over the water. A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed. An 'O.J. Simpson' - got away with it. A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver. A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used a driver. A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good. A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a bit too far to the right. A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way too far to the left. A 'Barbra Streisand' - ugly but still working. A 'Teddy Kennedy' - goes in the water, but jumps out. A
'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank |