New Golf Shot Terms
Contributed by Transfixxxed

 


Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots such as 'shank', 'chili-dip', 'skull',
 'duck-hook', 'worm-burner', etc. Here are a few new ones we can add to our vocabulary:


 

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.


A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's an impossible read.


A 'Rock Hudson' - it looked straight, but wasn't.


A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.


A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.


A 'John Kennedy Jr'. - didn't make it over the water.


A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.


An 'O.J. Simpson' - got away with it.


A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.


A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used a driver.


A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.


A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a bit too far to the right.


A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way too far to the left.


A 'Barbra Streisand' - ugly but still working.


A 'Teddy Kennedy' - goes in the water, but jumps out.


A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank
 

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