Four Presidents Visit
The Wizard of Oz
Contributed by Bitty
 

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ..
and off they whirled to the land of OZ
  

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find
 The Great Wizard

"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."

" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."

 

"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

 Up stepped George Bush

"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done."
 

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
  
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"


 

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"

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